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April 09, 2007 03:34 AM EDT -- (Real Stories are slightly fictionalized but mostly true versions of actual happenings in my own life, embellished to account for things I wish I'd thought to say, things I wish I'd been allowed . . . more
January 29, 2007 11:50 AM EST --   “Mommy, what will be my legstasee?” “You’re what, dear?” “My legstacee. Grandma said we all had one and that you would be hers!” For the life of me, . . . more
Vote For Me
by Virginia M.
views: 20 | rating: 10 | comments: 6
October 24, 2006 12:13 AM EDT --   I could never be a candidate for any political office. I'm too honest. If I lie, it shows on my face. Many that run for office, have lying, down to an art form. They can do it without so much . . . more
February 13, 2007 08:22 AM EST -- During my last pregnancy, I learned a hard lesson.  Maternity jeans with snap closures just aren't practical.  I mean....with an expanding tummy, how likely is it those snaps will do the . . . more
April 16, 2007 06:38 AM EDT -- (Real Stories are slightly fictionalized but mostly true versions of actual happenings in my own life, embellished to account for things I wish I'd thought to say, things I wish I'd been allowed . . . more
"SuspENDed Arrest"
by Barbra L.
views: 19 | rating: 10 | comments: 17
April 30, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --  “Suspended Arrest”   “Okay! Stick ’em up, Fred! said the assailant.   The feisty little man lifted his hands above his shoulders. He felt the elasticity of his . . . more
The year 2038
by Virginia M.
views: 14 | rating: 10 | comments: 5
February 19, 2007 10:03 AM EST --    Last night, when I went to bed, it was Feb. 18, 2007. This morning, I'm almost to believe I overslept just a wee bit too long, or, I got up on the Twilight Zone side of the bed. My reasoning . . . more
November 12, 2006 08:56 PM EST -- Dear people,    I just thought I'd let you know I am thinking about you. I haven't 'met' everyone here though, so, maybe I should explain a bit about me. I am not politically . . . more
You Can't Take it With You
by Virginia M.
views: 13 | rating: 9.7 | comments: 6
October 26, 2006 12:40 PM EDT --  I heard a story once, about a guy that had been feeling a bit rundown. So he went to the doctor. After the check-up, the doctor gave him some bad news- telling him he had only a year . . . more
October 08, 2006 07:41 AM EDT -- I am not sure but I think some folks have lost their minds.I saw this on a national news broadcast three times! The latest parenting "thing" is to potty train a baby right out of the womb. As . . . more
The Wrinkle Poem
by Cheryl W.
views: 34 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 18
May 26, 2007 06:34 PM EDT -- I looked in the mirror and what did I see? Big old wrinkles looking at me, under my eyes straight down to my neck; I gasped in surprise and said, "What the heck!?"   I've used . . . more
June 20, 2008 04:04 AM EDT -- H a p p y  B i r t h d a y , C a r o l y n   Yep, Carolyn Madden is almost 21 today.   If it'd been a day later, she would . . . more
Cherry Red Lips
by Cheryl W.
views: 16 | rating: 10 | comments: 4
December 28, 2006 09:36 AM EST -- red pink a violet hue neutral or glossy what shall i do?   so many colors from which to choose so many kinds how can i lose?   he said he loves the cherry red loves the kisses . . . more
May 19, 2007 10:25 PM EDT -- (Real Stories are slightly fictionalized but mostly true versions of actual happenings in my own life, embellished to account for things I wish I'd thought to say, things I wish I'd been allowed . . . more
September 02, 2007 02:30 PM EDT -- Gamut of the alphabet is a repository Of illustrious names in an honour roll For accidental discoveries Leading to fame and more.   Wise Archimedes, on lowering his mass In a voluminous bathtub . . . more
March 08, 2008 10:26 AM EST -- I can't elope with him, when you're the apple of my eye. So, don't be a gooseberry green, and hurt my feelings to make me cry.   Currant-ly, now, I'm dreaming, . . . more
August 23, 2007 05:24 PM EDT -- Statues fear not modesty outraged Wind can’t their fig leaves shift   Impromptu rendezvous in twinklings insist Seeking fulfilling tryst  Aiding attires off unscrupulous bodies . . . more
November 21, 2008 03:09 AM EST -- Dear Celestial 012 Dear Earthling You unspeakable bastard! Yours faithfully. Admiral Alien Post Script: If I ever get my tentacles around . . . more
December 23, 2006 10:11 AM EST -- Two days from now, on Christmas, most of my family will gather at my house.  We will talk, eat, open gifts, laugh, and tell stories.  The stories won't be new stories.  They will . . . more
February 23, 2007 06:38 AM EST -- Hey, Listen Up! Things You Won’t Learn In Math Class;  Marital infidelity: Dividing two by one, will equal three.  Time plus distance equals a speeding ticket.  One foot in the . . . more
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